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are dirt devil vacuum cleaners evil?

I got this book on spiritual housecleaning and it says to remove any object that may be associated with the devil - and I have a dirt devil brand vacuum cleaner - is this evil and do I need to remove it from my home? The only thing I do with it is vacuum the floor - and I don't have any other use for it.

Answer:

Cover the word devil with duct tape and replace it by writing vacuum with a sharpie on the tape.
I'm afraid they are evil, but dust and grime and not vacuuming is more evil so on balance you should keep it and be clean.
You can't possibly be serious about this. Number one, there is nothing spiritual about cleaning. Just clean your house. Number two, throw that book away. Number three, as long as that vacuum cleaner works good keep it.
Yes, and the Wizard Air Spray will turn you into a toad for asking. And If you have a Spirit Bank in your community, don't bank there. And if you have a Tampa ball team shirt (Devill Rays) throw it out and burn it, and burn the store you bought it in and burn the town down. Just to be safe. Any Dentist that has a cartoon of the Tooth Fairy, burn it, any Disney cartoon or Fairly Odd Parents cartoon, burn it, Even saying the word Devil is dangerous. Just say Dev for short. He knows. I think there is a leprechaun named Kirby so that vacuum cleaner is out too. and for sure a Gargoyle named Hoover. Run, burn your house down and jump in the river. It is the only safe way to live. Boo.
only if you frequently use the hose attachment

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