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Did Jesus have glow in the dark hands?

For Christmas I got the Jesus action figure with two fish and five loaves of bread from my brother. This Jesus has glow in the dark hands though - since I have not seen any scripture indicating that he did not have glow in the dark hands, can I assume that he did?

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Oh, man. That is nothing. I remember when I was a kid, my father had me call the operator and ask for a phone number. I was very young and I didn't understand what was going on. My father didn't speak the language very well, and he was never very nice to me so he commanded me to 'Just do it. He was very angry with me. In essence he asked me to ask for the telephone number for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. It sounded retarded, but I called the operator and said I need the number for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The guy on the phone thought I was crazy, and I felt crazy. He then asked: How do you spell that? I guessed and said: A.A.A. at which point he cut me off. I was so embarrassed having asked for the number for Tripple A in such a retarded way, my father was angry at me for having asked for clarification and the guy on the phone thought I was a super idiot. I was totally embarrassed as a kid. That's a mild one.
hey not here to minimize your embarrassing story. that's pretty bad. anyways one morning i left for school w/ my black calvin klein bra hanging from the netting on my briefcase. i was running for the bus, and my bra was just swingin in the breeze. it went on that way for a coupla blocks. lots of passerbys too, i live in ny. anyways i need my water bottle, so i c it my face is beet red and i stuff it in my backpack. who doesn't need a spare. i swear that one guy was lookin at me funny)
I had a tarus that did the same thing. Have you, for the first time in a long time used the emergency brake recently? That's what my problem was, emegency brake locked up

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