I need to dress up like a chair, as in the piece of furniture that you sit on.
Ha, i have no idea but that's AWESOME.
A dining chair: Take one apart, attach 2 legs to your legs, the seat across your thighs, the back on your torso, the other 2 legs could posibbly dangle from your waist or rear end. Wear someting matching and neutral. A recliner: same deal with cushions across your body, a matching headcover, matching armcovers, and matching fuzzy slippers.
