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how do u cover up a fart?

I know it sounds gross and unlady like but its a real bad problem i have. Im 25 and when ever i do anything that requires to be nervous especially when im on a date with a bloke i allways get a funny bubbling feeling in my belly an get the farts sometimes they smell but sometimes they dont and even tho your probably laughing as you read this its really affecting me so do you know of anything i can do or take to stop me from doing it i dont want to go to my gp as im too embarrassed

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same thing i would go with the cold air just because it doesn't look all short and stupid
One of the main causes of excess gas is cause by an imbalance between the bacteria and yeast in your gut. Yeast helps you digest food by fermentation which produces the gas. Go to the health food shop and get Acidophilus. These capsules contain the bacteria you may be lacking and will reset the balance. If that doesn't help then you should go to your GP. Your nervousness is causing your stomach to produce the gas if it is down to excess acid you could end up with an ulcer. And believe me you do not want the pain of and ulcer. BTW I wouldn't laugh it's too serious a problem for some people to be funny
well if i am with someone or someones next to me and say what is that smell aww was that you? hahaha and if not jus act like u heard a sudden noise and it was your shoe tht squeaked nice Q
Cold air intakes pull air that is not heated in the compartment so the air in theory is denser with oxygen so you get better Performance. I have installed several of them and some really do help, some because of the ambient temperatures and some because the air intake is straight so there is no resistance going threw turns threw the intake.

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