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How to get blood out of a persian rug?

sooo... i just caught my husband cheating on me with the maid down tthe street so i ran out of them room and grabbed my samuri sword and ran back and chopped that b*tch in half. but i accidentally went all the way through her and chopped off my husbands penis too. so this b*tch was bleeding all over my carpet and i was getting pissed cause she was screaming so i chopped her head off. and that killed her. but then my husband wouldnt stop screaming cause his penis was just lying there... and he was really annoying me so i chopped his head off too, so then i stuffed their bodies in my hefty garbage bags and they're sitting in my freezer in the garage, but now theres blood all over my fuc*ing persian rug and i'm really agitated.

Answer:

find a family with a nicer rug, kill them all , that will not only help you deal with your agitation, it will make stealing their rug much easier, I wish all lives problems could be solved so easily.
Well,aren't you just lovely.

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