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Question:

How will you celebrate Election Night?

I can't decide if I should throw shoes at Obama's picture, or take huge dump on my liberal neighbors yard, right in the spot where his Yes We Can sign was?

Answer:

Its just another night. No mater your politics, if you think that politicians control your destiny, you are sorely mistaken. I'll probably hit a bar, go out to dinner the usual. Its better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
This household will get a couple of pizza's, some beer and soda, and tune into the news all night long....where we shall laugh and take much joy in the tears of our political enemies! ;) It's like Christmas here....yes, we are a tad sick.
I nwill hoist old Glory to full mast, and probably open a bottle of fine wine to share withmy wife then play a game of darts with my Obama, Pelosi and Reid, axis of evil dart board . might even paint a Hitler style mustashe on my Barfack 0bama lawn jockey, but it will be a good time for me that is for surfe
That all sounds so mature. someone wrote... cheer and then go out the next day and finally see people get work This isn't christmas and there is no such thing as santa claus. LOL
With a nice bottle of wine I brought back from Italy and a sigh of relief.

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