I hardly ever see this in business establishments but I do see it in homes.
I'm guessing that you mean a lighting rod. Generally maintenance consists of cleaning it and positioning it in the stream of gas. After cleaning it, try it with the gas turned off. You should be able to hear and see a spark. If you don't, you should be able to buy a replacement lighter at any barbeque parts supply store. Lowes also carries them, in Florida at least.
Pull the alarm. You only want to cause a stampede, not put someone in the burn unit!
pull the fire alarm! if you set a fire somebody may get hurt or you may get caught. Good Luck and have fun!!
Sounds like she is trying to make you jealous. Given that the boss is married (and therefore I am assuming straight) you probably have no cause for concern of anything coming of it. However the fact your spouse keeps bringing it up is concerning not to mention disrespectful. I would tell her so.
Fire, fire!!!! Set a fire, then you can roast marshmallows ;)
