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Question:

I just had sex with the sofa and i'm afraid that the armchair is going to be jealous? What do you think?

the sofa is orange and the armchair is with birds...how are the kids going to look?

Answer:

You shouldn't have played the armchair like that. That was wrong. But I recognize your love for the sofa. I think you should propose to sofa and apologize to the armchair. Try to be friends with the armchair. Sofa's babies will come out striped, and armchair's will come out purple. You're welcome. 3 OH, and congrats.
oh god!!! don't sit on the armchair for a while it's probably pissed at you!! your babies will be little orange sofas with Legs but don't worry if the sofa starts leaking sometime this month your safe! I hope you lubed up the sofa with Mr. Sheen before you went in there Stay Safe -TooHelpYou
No, no longer than that took, I don't see any jealousy showing up. Good Furniture Humping
Jealousy is such a terrible thing.. kids with sofa=redheads kids with armchair=babies with a beak and wings
Well, I think you should give it to the armchair too. What do you care what the kids look like? A rolling stone like you doesn't stick around to look at the kids... you will have moved on to a beautiful lawn chair in Florida by that time. Or even bean bag chair in Colorado. Either way, a man like you can't stay in one place. And you know it. (Until that hot little Asian futon comes along to steal your heart... and those kids would be cute.)

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