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I'm having trouble coming up with chemistry safety puns.?

Not anything about chemistry, just lab safety. Maybe puns about aprons, goggles, gloves, aprons, etc. Thanks!

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These answers are effin' hilarious lmao!! But, anyways, I havn't drove over any yet, cuz i'm 15, so I just started driving, but I'll probably try to go kinda slow, cuz my dad always says they're gonna knock off the front end of the car haha!! ) Great question!!
Yes, they are very annoying. I do agree with you. One time I was holding my little boy, about 2 yrs old, and he was reaching his little arms and hands out feeling the clothes, unknown to me, and when we got to a wall, he pushed a burglar alarm. When it went off, it was the most embarrassing and horrible sound , I just took him and ran out of the store.
Once wine is bottled, wineries don't think in terms of storing wine by the bottle. They store it by the case (12 bottles) or by the pallet (about 40 cases). 15,000 bottles of wine is 1,250 cases, or about 30+ pallets. When wines are bottled and the corks, capsules and labels in place, they are placed in cases with the cork down. Most wineries, even smaller ones, will stack cases on a Pallet, commonly 7 cases to a course, with six courses on a pallet. Next, they wrap each pallet with clear plastic. Then, they use a fork lift to move the pallets to their case goods storage area. The winery where I work seldom stacks pallets more than three pallets high, and two high is preferred. There are additional storage issues related to winery bonding and taxation that your winery tax accountant will need to address.
I go 50 MPH over speed bumps. If the car is taking too long I just go full speed ahead and crash into it. Then go speeding away so he doesn't read my license plate.
I haul a*s, I have a tundrait really doesn't affect me. Yes, I hate people who go over speed bumps at 10 mph

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