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Question:

If I gots a keg o' rum how much of it am I supposed to give as a tithe?

would Jesus come and hoist a few with me?

Answer:

Aye, the Jesus I know loves a good ale!
Ye would show much better appreciation to ye lord, by sharing ye rum with ye mates. In the generous spirit of the lord of course.
None fer the God all for your hearties! Rise em' high lads.
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