If Picard and Beverly Crusher had children, would Wesley cry?

Or would he turn to Riker for comfort?

Answer:

If he was smart he'd seek out Deanna for comfort ;)

ewwww ewwwww ewwwww !!! i cant imagine it !! that is just such a scary picture !!! bald headed kids !! OMG !!!! and im sure wesley would just toss himself into the nearest transporter and transport to somewhere else !! who knows ?

He's too busy partying at Starfleet Academy to care...

I think they were both too old to have children together. More like Beverly would be a grandmother and Riker a God-Father.

Yes, after the kids start shaking him down for his Starfleet Academy lunch money and begin making fun of his Jimmy Neutron swirly-do. Riker would be patient at first, but then start dangling Wesley by his ankles over an open shuttle bay until he chins up to his situation.