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Michael Jackson is under your bed...?

you are laying in bed one night when you hear Micheal Jackson start singing. the sound is coming form under your bed. at first you think its just a joke. but then he starts talking to you. he has a knife and he is slowly cutting up through your mattress. he tells you that the door is locked from the outside and you have no chance of escape.WHAT DO YOU DO?

Answer:

get a friggin pix with him,they are worth 2,000
call 911 and beat the crap out of him
Well he can be under my bed because I only use a matress so i'm safe, but if he was I would start jumping on my matress. I'm 250 pounds.
Since I'm an obsessive cleaner, I dust every other day under my bed. Hardwood floors and I haven't found anyone under the age of 12 yet. What a question. I read he's in the Middle East somewhere.
Jump off the bed and look under the bed... When he sees that I'm female and over age 12, that should scare him away.

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