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Question:

ohahahai, did Noah use dinosaur cranes when building the Ark ?

and little elephant vacuum cleaners to s uck up the saw dust?

Answer:

thats' what the tower of babel was -- a dinosaur crane. since they failed, though, noah had to redo it.
no but he had a lot of flood lights abord
Ohai, ceiling kitteh put ark together wit magick kthxbai
Yabba Dabba Dooo!
Note: the Bible does not demand that Noah was an idiot when loading the ark. The largest fossilized dinosaur egg ever found was the size of an ostrich egg. Note: Noah was not required to find the largest dinosaur of the species to load into the ark. Note: The actual logistics of Noah and the ark and the animals do work out. Remember the average size animal is about the size of a sheep. Although there are over 10 million species of animals, about 10 million of them are insects (let the mosquitos and other insects fend for themselves outside of the ark). The rest of the non-marine non-water animals would easily fit in the ark. And, although it would be a lot of work 8 people who knew animal husbandry and had half a brain could care for them, especially if some of the animals were in a hibernating or semi-hibernating state.

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