filling a grocery cart is not an option.
Buy a box of tampons and some condoms...If getting one crazy thing then why not the rest? haha but maybe some depends and blame it on your grandpa that your taking care of
That actually happened to me once! There was an elderly lady I used to run errands for, and she asked me to go to the store to get a tube of Preparation H. So, I go to the grocery store, get the stuff (with no other purchases), and plop it down on the belt. Just my luck, a really hot guy came right behind me in line. I was so embarrassed! My advice to you would be to go to a small drug store and take it back to the pharmacy to purchase.
A rubber water bottle, plastic tubing and a bottle of jager. If they sell booze in your grocery stores.
Ya know, you can use that for reducing the bags under your eyes, assuming you have any, or maybe it's for your mom. Just strike up a conversation about this with the cashier. You're welcome, I just saved you from buying stuff you don't need.
Buy some boxes of jello, a large bowl, a large meat fork and some live goldfish.
