What should you NOT put in a microwave?
small rodents, windowsills, genitalia, sausages, aluminum foil, pens, pencils, pencil sharpeners, sean penn, ice cream, underwear, coat hangers, lipstick, puppies, cds, dvds, video cassettes, speakers, headphones, chains, bracelets, rare artwork, medicine, neighbors, pickle relish, oranges, cell phones, lawn mowers, swimming pools, vacuum cleaners, small jets, mogwais, lungs, train depots, third world countries, underachieving inner-city youth, miniature golf courses, readers digest magazine telemarketers, the little elf guy from the lucky charms commercials, his pot of gold, the cereal, the little kids that are chasing him, the television, ladainian tomlinson, the san diego chargers, hippopotamusses(spelling?), pteradactylls, live fish, fish sticks(use the oven, they come out much better), the muses, the titans, the gods, the goonies, the backstreet boys, the sahara, those people that live in fraggle rock, silverware, watches, digital watches, pocketwatches, watch dogs, lamps, vases, spiders, insects, canarys, planes, trains, automobiles, fashion designers, battleships.
