What would your sofa say to you, if given the chance?
Dam get your lazy *** off me lol
When you got real drunk the other night.... that dark headed girl your were with was defiantly not in your top 50.... need to slow down on the booze.
my sofa feeds me answers is soley responsible for my TC in fantasy sports.... i've gotta go Davenport wants more crayons jalapeno Cheetos
