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where can i buy a nuclear missile silo?

i currently have two nukes and one hydrogen bomb and im in a need to blow something up so im asking here where can i buy a good launching silo with good coordinates. p.s if you have a tsar bomb call me

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the Terran Shadow Ops; build one and you should be launching nukes in no time.
Check with Homeland Security.
In all seriousness I remember seeing a TV program where a guy bought a decommissioned underground launch facility (empty silo(s) included) for very little cost. He made it into his home. It was really cool and energy efficient. I know you're not serious but to anyone who is contact the USAF. I have no idea how or who in particular you would contact. I wouldn't joke around with them.
Sounds like you have 3 nukes. A hydrogen bomb is a nuke. First buy land with good coordinates, then hire a company to build a silo for to house them. Come back for more details after you have that done...
Obsolete nuclear missile launch silos are to be found in the new Moscow Bell Yellow Pages as posted by several Russian Mafia consignment shop listings as Borrisbaddabooms. My friends Victor and Raul in Miami have certain connections and can help you. Also, I have seen Silos- facilities- large , cataloged for official US military surplus on Another concern will be finding other holes big enough to put them in. Well, for that, just ask any member of the US Congress.

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