...finding a burrito in the sofa?Thank you for your tales of the miraculous.-Occulty
Why would a burrito need change, darling? Oh...I see! I'll go with finding change in the sofa - since I have a 17 year old who manages to absorb all of my money, the idea of extra money just lying around would indeed be a miracle. I wouldn't spend it on a burrito, though...well...at least not immediately, although I would be happy plunking it down for a Tropical Chicken Wrap the next time my beloved and I visit the Baja Grill. Yummm... If I found a burrito in the sofa, I'd yell at the offspring, as it's clearly another mess he didn't clean up. (((Occulty)))
Lol Burrito in sofa, for sure. Rather not be arsed with driving to the taco bell this time of night. I'll assume that as a miracle burrito, it won't have mold or cat hair on it.
Any intelligent God knows you don't want to eat a burrito that has been in a sofa. So I'll pick the change. Although, really the change is from people not noticing that change has fallen out of their pockets, but it is still a good thing. Better than a burrito that has been in a sofa.
I've never had either happen to me. I would be pretty grossed out in either situation. A coin, which has passed through many unwashed hands, is in my food? A burrito in my sofa, God only knows how old that thing is, if someone passed gas on it before, or if some hair or animal fur is on it. Also wouldn't that burrito, if it has been residing in the sofa for some time, attract insects or possibly a small mammal? What is your sofa is home to a colony of cockroaches, or if a rat or raccoon has taken up residence in it and had several babies, seeing as the owner of the sofa carelessly leaves burritos lying around? Add: Apparently I can't read. I thought your Q said finding change INSIDE the burrito, not the sofa. lmao.
Wow, I think the burrito in the sofa would be pretty cool. It would be literally cool if it was frozen. Now that would be perfect- if the burrito were still frozen and you had a microwave nearby.
