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Question:

Why am I sexually attracted to vacuum cleaners?

It sounds a bit odd but I'm dead serious. Whenever I look at my vacuum I have a bizarre urge to make love to it. But the other day when I tried it really hurt when it suctioned my dick so I kind of want to stop, but for some reason no matter what I do my vacuum won't look any less sexy. What should I do?

Answer:

Try a Swiffer Mop - they hurt less.
They say it beats as it sweeps as it cleans perhaps that is what turns you on
its like a milking machine except its your penis not the teet of a cow and it will hurt a bit more
Buy one that doesn't arouse you, or go see a hypnotist. Hypnotism is useful for getting rid of strong urges or addictions.
Go wild on it your probably so desperate that your attracted to your vacuum cleaner it's ok we are all attracted to vaccum cleaners at least onc in our life dr.dani

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