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Question:

Why do Cable P0rn suck soo bad?

I can even get a hard on to it

Answer:

cause if good porn was on cable the internet would have no reason to exist
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Normally cable stuff is all staged and filmed and edited. It's unnatural in the sense they did it in a controlled environment and it's scripted. You'd probably find if you look for stuff on the internet, it's actual videos made by none actors. Just, two people got together and filmed themselves. Far more natural, far more erotic. Staged stuff takes the opportunity to appeal to fetishes, but even then it could turn out horrible anyway.

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