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Question:

Would you rather walk across an unfinished bridge with scaffolding or a string of tooth floss?

Creationists choose to walk across the tooth floss, and make fun of the bridge for being unfinished.

Answer:

Real creationists would walk across the water under the bridge.
Depends. Is the tooth floss used?
The dental floss, Trying to carry scaffolding would make it difficult to cross the unfinished bridge. With the dental floss I could put it in my pocket and use both hands to help get across the bridge. Also, last time I looked at the concepts of creation and evolution, the creationist believed they were dealing with a finished bridge, perfectly created by God. It is the evolutionist that claim the bridge is unfinished. Makes your picture a rather poor representation of the facts.
String of tooth floss. The bridge no doubt attempts to bridge something that needs bridging. Like a deep trench. I can lay the tooth floss directly on my carpet. I get your meaning and I agree but I'd still rather walk on tooth floss on my floor. Now, if it were strung up I think I might still prefer the tooth floss b/c I can fall off it and go Awww, bummer. when I'm not above the trench yet. But if falling off immmediately and always means I plunge into a deep trench then I'd have to go with the bridge. Or, if possible, I'll simply not walk across either of them. In fact, I'll hold 'em back while you guys cross the bridge. I'm old and dying a hero's death might be better than wasting away from cancer. And what's chasing us anyway? I hope it's not the creature from 'Alien' b/c if it is, we're screwed.
But the tooth floss is magical if I have faith!!!

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