Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate.? And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.quot; . maybe it will be a fast way of getting home to god ?
at least most of their flights are on time. >_>
And your question is what? Sounds like the opening paragraph to a good satirical short story though. Hopefully you will finish it.
Now that is a crew that has been working together for a while. I look at it this way, you just had a hard landing and the attendant came back with that. Nothing like getting people to laugh once they are on the ground !!!!
Southwest Airlines? They're pretty good for stuff like that. Rarely is the landing in Phoenix a smooth one. The thermals make for some pretty bouncing landings. I fly pretty frequently, and Phoenix has some of the more interesting landings that I've been through.
