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Athetits, why do you continue to worship the false doctrine of?

Beta radiation? 100% of scientists are in agreement that high energy beta particles are the signatures of God's telepathic communication rays! But Satan and his demons can also send out these beams to confuse and tempt you.That's why I wear a helmet constructed of sheets of paper thin aluminum at all times and only remove it when I'm feeling extra holy, because aluminum blocks these rays.Since people started using Sears aluminum siding on their homes we've witnessed the destruction of family values because their communication with Jesus has been interruptedThat's why we must tear down all homes with aluminum siding and turn them into Satan-blocking hats!

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