Well, they always say tin foil hats but I don't know where to get tin foilI wanted to make sure my aluminum foil hat would be an equally effective protection from bad spacey stuff that the LHC might cause.
Look if your gonna use aluminum you have to be sure to put the shiny side OUT! if you do it the other way the suns rays will be trapped inside and will fry ur tiny little brain2nd If you can find Cesium to wrap around ur noggen its a much better bet, I doubt anyone here knows the chemical properties of cesium so I'm the only one laughing at that one, but really use that or a bunch of thermometers taped together in a hat for because the mercury is a great inhibitor from telepathic signalsBut if you wanna go the safest surest route get a naruto headband, those things protect you from aliens, shurkens and rabid christiansBtw all christians are rabid, in fact the only thumbs down i will get will be from christians, who obviously don't know the dangers awaiting them in deep space where their fairy tale god can't protect them and the flying spaghetti monster has reign over all.
