with aluminum siding?Since people started using Sears aluminum siding on their homes we've witnessed the destruction of family values because their communication with Jesus has been interrupted.100% of scientists are in agreement that high energy beta particles are the signatures of God's telepathic communication rays! But Satan and his demons can also send out these beams to confuse and tempt you.That's why I wear a helmet constructed of sheets of paper thin aluminum at all times and only remove it when I'm feeling extra holy, because aluminum blocks these rays.We must tear down all homes with aluminum siding and turn them into Satan-blocking hats
ride him like a cow girl for 26 minutes straddling requires more calorie burning leg work
Set new goals even you lose 10 pounds
pick up a 5 or 10 pound weight at the gym and visualize that weight coming off holding the weight in your hands helps bring home just how heavy even 5 pounds of extra fat can be
God gets less impressive every dayFirst he couldn't deal with iron chariots, now he's getting blocked by aluminum sidingI'm beginning to think Jesus couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
