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Christians and atheists: an aluminum hat can protect me from the extraterrestrial mind powers?

I'm not insane, ok? But I can feel some planetary force trying dominate my thoughts.

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Feb 17 2005-Publication of the most important study, On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical StudyBad news for people like me, seems that far from blocking any kind of electromagnetic wave, they would more likely improve reception and/or amplification Use it to protect steaks from freezer burning, it will not impede us from discerning whatever it is we desireA better use is in your grill under the fireYour mind is under our complete control, no matter how much has been neatly rolled into the shape of a protective hatWhat do you think of that? Well you must beware, that of what you think, we're well awareYour actions we can peruse and patrol, save the foil for cooking a croissant roll, it's only in the kitchen it's your best protection, for us it simply improves reception, put it on a cookie sheet when baking a confection in an oven, conventional or convectionHelpful if making cheese straws, macaroon, or biscotti, but it won't stop the government, space aliens, or the IlluminatiYour resistance is amusing but futile, not even with headgear in that new style.

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