i sit on my sofa at home..it must get squashed...
you sofa loves you for sitting on it. it loves making you feel comfy. your sofa loves you as much as you love it.
Yes, they are very delicate, sensitive creatures. They enjoy it when you give them the respects and recognition they deserve and crave, and can be sent into deep depressions when neglected. Have you been treating your couch right lately?
The question is whether feelings have any sofas...
Dialogue of Fahema's Sofa: Fahema sits on her nice comfy sofa. Sofa replies: Get your phat, smelly azzzz off....you are squashing me. Fahema adjusts her position on the sofas, while picking up the remote control and turns on the TV....which muffles the sounds of the desperate pleas from her sofa. Fahema sits all the way back and crosses her legs while sipping on a Red Bull and spilling a little on herself and on the cushion. The Sofa shutters.
depends on if it's a girl sofa or boy sofa,boy sofas don't mind if you sit on them.girl sofas feel very insulted,ask you sofa if it's a girl or boy.
