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Question:

Do witches still fly on broom sticks?

Or did they convert to Vacuum Cleaners?

Answer:

I use a Hoover, as it makes me fly faster! Occasionally, I will use a Swiffer Sweeper.
They use Swiffers they can fold that mop part up or down to increase or decrease the drag better speed control and they can shoot their witches brew right out of that dispenser.
All that broomstick stuff was a lie promulgated by early Christianity. They actually flew on yarrow stalks. Nowadays they use Monsanto GM corn stalks for preference. Gotta move with the times. ;)
Hang on, Ill just ask the wife.....
I think they prefer yard brushes now, vacuums had to many pointy bits.

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