So I'm Sitting At Home, Quite Bored, And I Need A Good Laughh(: I Really Like Popsicle Type Jokes. Anyone Want To Make Me Laughhhhh?(:Britthearts;
two drunks walkin down railroad tracks one says this is the longest set of stairs iv ever seen the other drunk says thes handrails are a joke
What kind of cheese isnt yours? Nacho Cheese!! How do youhurt lady gaga? Poke Her Face! How do u fit 20 Charmanders on a bus? You Poke Em ON!!
What do you call a woman with one leg? - Ilene What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? - Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? - Bob What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard! What do you call an anorexic with thrush? A quarter pounder with cheese! Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed. WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE? BOO-BEE Whats best about shagging Twenty - Eight year olds? There is Twenty of them! How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Give the ***** a shovel The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust. Boys are like parking spaces the good ones are take-in!!!!
A missile silo officer falls asleep during his watch, with his face on the control board and red button As the colonel comes in, the officer snaps up and proudly reports: Nothing to report during my watch, comrade Colonel Nothing to report, you say? Nothing to report?! Then where the hell is Belgium?!! A Chukcha (kinda like a Russian version of a hillbilly) sits on the shore of the Bering Strait. An American submarine surfaces. The American captain opens the hatch and asks: Which way is Alaska? The Chukcha points his finger: That way! Thanks! says the American, shouts South-South-East, bearing 159.5 degrees! down the hatch and the submarine submerges. Ten minutes later a Soviet submarine emerges. The Russian captain opens the hatch and asks the Chukcha: Where did the American submarine go? The Chukcha replies: South-South-East bearing 159.5 degrees! Don't be a smart-***, says the captain, just point your finger!
