I think that management hired a secrets spy to test me and quiz me just to make sures im doing my jobbed properly, ok? They have been hiding behinds the bushed by the water coolers with binocs and clipped boards and i think they are jottings down secret spying informations on me. I also think they planet a bugs on my desk arena and are secretly recordings and monitorings my every moved, ok? How do I find the bugs and are they recordings me right now? am i being monitaried? I already searched all of the potted plants and drawers in my desks and several other coworkers desks in my arena, ok? I am very scared of bugs and of the peoples watching me in the bushed, ok? I am very worrieds that they are monitaring me right now because i talk alouds when i types into my new headphoned typing deviced set, ok? maybe the bug is in there? ok? how do i get it outs if i am not electronical? will it permenentaly ruin my headphoned? ok?
you can try soaking your breasts in vinegar and tuna fish each day so they will be easier to milk. and use a poultice of peanut butter on them at night while you sleep.
You can not win. You have to be on medication. Even if it is true, they are too strong for you. Go and see your doctor.
They are looking at you, ok. and they've put software on your computer which monitors which web sites you go to, ok. They're monitoring your productivity by the number of keystrokes you type, ok. They're also monitoring your phone and even have a camera so they can record your eye movements on your computer screen, ok. They've put cameras in your plants, in your desk, in your filing cabinet and your headset so they can see EVERYTHING you're doing, ok. They're in the closets, the breakroom and the lunchroom, ok. They're in your headphones, ok. They've even planted a small camera just inside your urethra so they can tell if you're taking too many bathroom breaks and so they can see just exactly what you're doing when you're inside the bathroom stall, ok. You're screwed, ok.
the bugs will not harm your electrical equipment. But you can't get rid of big corporation spies, ok? they know everything about you, they may not be watching you only at work. They probably set up cameras and microphones in your cell/home phone, your music player, dvd player,everything, even your light bulbs. They might have hid them in your cubicle wall, did at it with a spork because their detectors cannot detect sporks. But since these spies are trained in spying and probably assassination you're screwed, man. Once you cease being productive THEY WILL TAKE YOU OUT! the best thing to do is pack up half your stuff and move to kansasthey will never find you there, ok?
.Post this question in an appropriate area. LGBT might not be the right area.
