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Help me! Where do I go?? I need to do it now. Im flexible and I want to join the hot Italian mafia?

.style!!! I am talking about those sexy large cotton cloth napkins like they show in mafia movies. You know, when the mafioso godfather dude guy is eating at an Italian restaurant and he has a napkin tied behind his neck (usually in a lovely sky blue checkered pattern on white, but I‘m flexible) that reaches down the front of his shirt. It‘s not a table cloth, it‘s a very large cotton napkin and I need some. I need hot mafia-style napkins or else my hot dog mustard gets all over my top. ( (I don‘t want a bib coz that‘s not badass enough). So what are they called and which online store sells them? Idk what they‘re called!!! I googled large cloth napkins but they‘re not big enough. Also.they need to be 100% cotton coz the mafioso lips like Edward G Robinson‘s Little Caesar would NEVER touch polyester and mine won‘t either. Thankies! D

Answer:

Something tells me this troll watches too many mob movies.

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