A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;, quot;I'mbroke!and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the doorand pushed it wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got adamned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity thismorning.What part of broke do you not understand?
Old joke but still funny...8/10
He can beg the old lady's neigbor and run an extension cord. Serve the Hoover-man right though.
FUNNY!That was the best!!!! Darn salesmen!!!
That was funny eheheh a star for you :-)
