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How do you make a mini nuclear reactor?

I Live way out in the country and have a diesel generator.I want to switch to nuclear because it could be cheaper. I have plenty of land to dispose of any nuclear waste.

Answer:

Well, get 20 tons of lead and concrete. Make a steam generator. Make heat source using illegal and expencive radioactive materials. Die from cancer, since you have no idea what youre doing. Im just kidding, just put the uranium right the diesel generator, it will work fine.
You would be shut down before you got started unless you want to go through all the red tape and bs the government would throw at you. Plus you can't just bury it anywhere it could potentially contaminate the water table.
You might think more on the lines of solar or wind generated energy. It would be much more feasible.
Get an old radiator and lots of copper tubing, plenty of sugar, Oh, wait a minute, thats my still, to build nuclear the nuts and bolts of the thing in question is hard to explain, like a big ball of wax, I would have to show you how to make your sti.Nuclear reactor. OH, HELL, HERE COMES THE REVENUERS, NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, WHAT WAS IT YOU WERE TRYING TO BUILD AGAIN?
I really appreciate your sense of humour, and all of the answers are worth reading Keep the Faith John

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