I get loyer letter says unkle Filipo dead and I inherit 3 used Septic tanks burried on his estate. I needing help digging out and learn driving them to invade and domination Suffolk in 13.57 Earth days. Septic is German model, yes? I need amunition and spare parts if tanks do not start too. Please for your thankfull helping.
Your too late the Poles and and Croatians have got there first.
I can't help you with digging it up. But I'm sure you'll find a way. Maybe Salty could do what doggies do best, dig. The German model contains all the methane you need, there is no reason to buy further ammunition. Otherwise referred to as a dirty bomb, when detonated by a lit match, the fireball produced by this sub-thermonuclear device will take out all of Suffolk. If you were to drop it from a great height, the airburst would do even greater damage. You will, of course, have to ride on top of that sucker to light the match, like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove. Wahoooooooo. Yeeeehaaaawwww!!! Damn Zippo, light will ya. Oh, there it . . . .(HUGE FIREBALL)
Your mastery of Germanglish is laudable and your use of it in an attempt to make our Teutonic cousins feel involved is most charitable. The Septic tank is indeed a formidable weapon and one that can be fueled by the commodity you have most of, however as a vehicle for the invasion of Suffolk there is potential for confusion. The important thing to remember when driving any armoured vehicle is to remain on the inside. Well the inside of a Septic tank is dark, damp, and smelly . I think you can see where the confusion may arise.
You can't. Suffolk can only be invaded by hordes carrying shovels or driving bulldozers.
To late, its been done before, the Germans dropped a 20 megaton nuclear bomb on Suffolk in April 1945 it was a direct hit and there was nearly $80.00 worth of damage. Only Penfold and Mrs Pennycracker still live there.
