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Question:

How much would the WWE have to pay you to ride in an airliner with The Samaon Bulldozer Umaga as the pilot?

In character as Umaga, Umaga can't speak English, he can't even talk normal and calmly in his Samoan language without giving a Samoan Spike or Butt Bump of Doom in the process, and he'd probably be overly aggressive with and attack those levers and controls in the cockpit.With that being said, how much would the WWE have to pay to ride in that 747 with him as the pilot?

Answer:

first of all i dont think they would let him get a pilots liscense but i would need a good million
I think spirals and loop-a-loops would be fun !! As long I'm in the middle seat with Beth and Nattie on my side ..
Nothing because in real life he is very intelligent. So I would feel at ease with him flying the plane.
a million dollars even though you might not see the end of that trip, but in real life, he can speak english and he is not that bad of a guy, its all fake anyways, its just a good show to watch .. AKA why the call it Wrestling Entertainment
It would depend on who the co-pilot is. If it's his former manager and current ECW general manager Armando Estrada, I could be tempted. Estrada could at least keep him under control. If it's anyone else, especially Hillary Clinton, screw it. I wouldn't trade my life for money!

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