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i am thinking of becoming a voulenter fireman, what do i have to do and have?

first of all, if i do become one dose the fire suit stay with me at all times? cuz it seems to me that it should because if i get a fire call i would have to go all the way to the station to get it, another thing what are the benifits? also what kind of training will i have to do and how long will it take to become one, and will the suit cost me anything?


i would scream get really hungry and start thinking i would die scary:l
omg I dont know what I would do, Thats totally crazy!
For the same reason Churches carry insurance against acts of God, and take their kids to a hospital instead of praying they get better. They only believe UP TO A POINT.
That needs this one! Things To Do On An Elevator? 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.” 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?” 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.” 14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?” 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!” 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist. 22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

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