So I started taking pottery classes in my high school and like there was some weirdo drug in there so i just started buggin out. than this guy started rubbing cement all over me and now when ever i see wet cement or someone like mixing something that is going to get hard i get this weird sexual sensation what DO I DO!!!!! there recently was road work so i couldnt help myself but just jump into the cementy-goodness. ahh and now i have to pay a fee! what the hell am i going to do? this is involentary i cant even control my love for things that turn hard
well your last sentence sounded wrong...... but other than that i think its normal
next time you have some cement, get some--must be wet and ready to dry; form it to whatever you would like(use imagination), let it get hard, (it should be big enough to keep in your pocket or purse) so whenever you feel this sexual urge or sensation getting hold of you hold it, rub it, cress it, or do what you need to do with it so that you can relax and feel fulfilled.
Cement has carcinogens; from hexavalent chromium to silica, Calcium Sulfoaluminate and others -- it's OK when it's set and dried, but it's a no no when wet. Stick to chocolate and edibile body butter and stuff like that.
