I want to be something really obscure and i dont kniw what to be we already have a ringmaster and lots of clowns
This depends on the size of the community you live in, as well as state and county laws regulating what can be used on a street to regulate the pace of traffic. Start first at your neighborhood level. Get a solid list of property owners who support your position. A legal petition is your best documentation that the people on your street support your position. Then go to city hall and check for a streets or transportation department. Ask for any regulations regarding the use of speed bumps to control traffic. The next part is the hardest and will most likely stop you cold. There are many families with elderly and sick family members who don't believe in traffic calming neighborhoods. The police, fire departments and paramedics all line up to tell their side of the story when you are told to take this to a scheduled public hearing on the matter. Unless you can fully document the conditions as well as the failure of the police in your community, the odds are going to be against you. Good luck.
I haven't read a fanfic in ages I miss ! Back to your question, I think that she would undress and wrap up a blanket