Should I Have My Bottom Half Lowered Into an Automobile Crusher and Hope For The Best?
yeah, you should be hoping for the best. wish you luck.
think you need to lay off the hard stuff
sure and if it doesn't work you can try using the willy wonka method and being wrung out like a rag, maybe some of that fat will come oozing out of your pores
Hips are Gods gift to women. Love your hips. If you feel like you need to lose weight, just start walking everyday and it will start to disappear, but the hips will stay no matter what (I know, I went from 170 to 120 and the hips stayed in varying degrees) Oh yeah drink half your body weight in water (in ounces that is...so if you weigh 150 lbs, you drink 75 ounces of water a day) it takes weight off too. And stop eating after 7. It works miracles. If you really want to stir things up, cut out bread. You'll see results in like 2 weeks.
Absolutely not, those automobile crushers are really expensive. Instead you might like to try goading two elephants, whilst stood directly inbetween them. The unusual shape of the elephants head plus there combined weight and speed SHOULD produce a pair of hips to die for (which you probably will, but think of all the attention those near perfect hips are going to get)
