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If Jesus was killed by abortion instead of crucifixion, would Christians wear vacuum cleaners or coat hangers?

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It would have to be wire coat hangers because they are against legal abortion and want everyone to go back to the good old days of back street abortionist's or butchers. Some people might get confused between Jesus Joan Crawford both JC...remember that movie Mommie Dearest about her ...it featured wire coat hangers quite prominently.
Wrong again. The Christians will always carry the crucifixion . It is the heathens who will carry the vacuum cleaners and the coathanger, while they march into the eternal fires of hell. There will be many women, men, who will hang by the coathangers over the fire and their screaming and knashing of teeth will never cease. Don't make if's about Jesus. Not funny, when you mock the Bible or Jesus.
Probably not vacuum cleaners. They are a little heavy for most chains. Had Jesus been aborted, or in any other way killed, before he went to the cross, He would not have accomplished his mission of redeeming the world, so His death would have no value and would not be celebrated.
We would have to worship at the altar of Planned Parenthood where the other 50 million babies were sacraficed.. Jer 1:5 Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
That may possibly be the single most offensive question I have seen posted here...or anywhere else. Give yourself something special.

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