My friend sent me an invitation to his wedding, which takes place on October 1, 2011. Now, I do not have the heart to call him and ask him what exactly the **** kind of wording he uses in this invite is, so i'll ask you guys.Come on and all, to the sacred ritual that has stretched from the times of Alladin, in which two professional lovers seek to initiate a bond of marriage in the vortex of togetherness. Samuel and Joanna will join feet and sings to high heavens praise of stewardly prayer and joint persecution.
Miss Manners tells us that it is better to send a gift before the wedding or after the honeymoon, not to bring a gift along to the wedding. Her rationale is that hosts are already very busy and don't want the added burden of accepting packages, keeping track of who gave which package, securing packages against theft, and freighting all the packages home at the end of the night. Be sure to include a handwritten letter of goodwill and congratulations with whatever you send. It is sure to mean more than money, however generous the amount.
It means your friend is a different type of person and got extremely creative while wording his invite. All you have to know is the date, October 1st, 2011, the time, 3am (is that a typo?) and the location, Seneca Falls Library.
I have no idea but here is my best shot at breaking it down for you. The wedding is October 1 at Seneca Falls Library at 3:00 am. The dress code is biker babe, and as long as gifts are small as in a nice way of saying money, and are not too cheap they will be accepted. So I would tell your friends that you will not be attending and ask if this is some kind of joke?!
I have no idea what it means. If he they truly are serious about the 3 a.m., well....I would opt out of that. Also, the mention of gifts is rude. The whole thing sounds bizzarre, strange and confusing.
My goodness. Lots of inside jokes in that one. Is somebody Jewish? Hoisting chairs and breaking glassware are rituals of that faith. Graham crackers are traditionally seen as children's food, comfort food. Are they providing the milk? I do not know why October is Jesus' favorite month, I know it is Satan's, with all hallows eve in the month. I thought November was Jesus' favorite, all saints day being then. Communion cracker, reading one? Again, Jewish wedding where the sacrament wafer will not be offered? By reading do they mean interpreting the sacrament? A reading can be an interpretation of something. Don't know what a proper devotion to Moses is, is this a reference to the 12 commandments and that they be followed? And presents not larger than four meters? How many meters long was the Ark? Noah or somebody gives the cubits # in the bible. Is the doorway into their house 4 meters[8 feet] wide? And don't even ask me what fancy leather means. Oh, I could not stand it, I looked it up. it means altered leather. You are not just getting a piece of leather right off the cow, you are getting it tanned and worked or tooled or sewn. Well, give them credit, this is the most original invite I have ever seen, and that is going some! At least the time and the site is not encrypted!
