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Sex with a taco? Husband's breath stinks?

My husband always chows down on tacos until his breath can be smelt across the room before we go to bed. He's 267 pounds (and counting) and I feel like a sandwich whenever we have sex. I can't dump himhe's my husband. He refuses to have sex unless he gets to have at least one taco before bed. What should i do?

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Well, they called in James Cameron because he filmed The Abyss in deep water and I'm sure Woods Hole has volunteered its equipment and expertise. I'm not mechanical at all, but I'm hopeful about this new cut and cap proposition. Before we go whipping British Petroleum we still have to realize that no one has ever done this before. Oh well, we have to stop the environmental damage by at least washing wildlife and giving Jindal more booms. Only BP and the oil companies know how to even think about repairing that blow out.
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Similar questions appear often on this section of Yahoo!Answers. The ambiguity is in the definition of leading lightning. Let me explain: As friction in a fast rising cumulonimbus creates static electricity, the bottom of the cloud, usually, is polarized negatively. That, in turn, and by induction, polarize just anything under it, positively. Anything means, the poles of your tent, your cup of coffee or the nearby oak tree. In fact, anything that has a mass and since your body is about 300 times denser than the air, indeed, it is polarized positively. When the tension is so high that the cloud and the earth right under it is shortcut, lightning happens between the two shortest points. This can be your tent poles or something else. I read once in the British yachting magazine Practical Boat Owners that if lightning is to strike within a radius roughly equal to the mast of a sailboat, it will hit, instead, the mast. Or else, the sea. Now, aluminum does lead electricity, contrary to the previous answer! An aluminum mast leads electricity and in my sailboat, I have a thick copper plate between the mast and a keel bolt to lead an eventual lightning directly to the ground (the sea). It has been hit a couple of times without any more damage that a grilled VHF antenna that was on the top of the mast. The point is: Your tent poles won't attract the lightning. That is an usual misunderstanding; metal leads but does not attract electricity. If you tent is the highest point over the terrain, it might be hit by the lightning and your poles will lead it to the ground - hence acting as lightning rods. But they won't attract it.

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