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Question:

Since Tiger Woods can't dodge a fire hydrant or a tree, can he dodge a ball?

Maybe I can sell him some lessons on the five Ds of dodging fire hydrants and trees.

Answer:

Smear it across your whole body randomly.
Do an exagerated smoky eye look with your eyeshadow. Wear black lipstick or make your lips really pale. You can have blonde hair as a goth, and the pale skin is a plus, too. Wear lots of black. Add safety pins to your clothes. Don't smile.
Dye yr hair black.Use black nail polish and wear dark make up.Have smokey eyes.Wear long black boots.Be very serious..means don't smile.Listen to heavy music.
go heavy with black eyeliner and use black mascara. go heavy on the black eye shadow. leave your hair the way it is because alot of goth people have blonde hair. use bright red lip stain or black lip stain. paint your nails black. wear black clothing. add safety pins to your clothing. wear black boots. wear black super skinnies with a chain. make sure your jeans have holes in them. wear fishnet gloves. wear tight black shirts. wear choker necklace. don't follow the rules. break them. don't smile. pale skin is good. think vampire. start writing poetry. try to get as many piercings as possible. hope i helped

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