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Someone knocks. You open the door. It's Jesus selling vacuum cleaners. Do you let him in for a demo?

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If he can clean a person with blood, then I'm sure he can get the crumbs out of my carpet. I'd let him in.
Does the inside of the Vacuum tube have soft cushiony interior? I like to use my vacuums for other purposes...
No cause his vacuums suck. Ya i'd let him in, then sneak a call to immigration, get him sent back to israel.
You mean anyone can buy a wig and beard and become Jizzuz, last time heard of Jizzuz is he was killed at Waco, Texas and also known as David Koresh
Umm, no. If he's selling vacuum cleaners he must have lost his original job and powers. He therefore gets treated like any other door-to-door salesman.

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