This happened when I was driving on I-70 through northern West Virginia. I've made this trip dozens of times and never seem to notice anything. I as cruising along at about 75 or so and went to adjust the radio. It felt like I hit a sack of potatoes, the front end of the car jumped into the air, then rear afterwards. I remember hearing people screaming on the side of the road about the time I hit the bump, but I couldn't really see anything as I struggled to keep my car from sliding. Has anyone ever heard of speed bumps on the highway? This is the first time I experienced this and I'd like to know why I wasn't warned.
That is definitely under the legal definition of assault. Again, the LEGAL definition. The cops wouldn't threaten you with that if it weren't in the books as a crime. How about acting like a 'grown-up' and telling her parents to monitor and curb her behavior? That way, if she continues to do this then you have the grounds to call in the cops. They will then admonish the kid's parents to control her, and you avoid trouble. Serious enough for you? And you are an a'sshole for stooping to the level of spraying a child with a hose just for watching your party. What are you doing; smoking drugs and running around naked? Punk!! Douchebag!!!
Well, get her into obedience training now. At six months old start bringing her to conformation shows (assuming she is full AKC registered- if not, then spay her) so you can see if she is conformationally correct. At 18 months get her heart OFA certified by a cardiologist. If she has any grade of murmur, get her spayed. At 2 years have her hips, elbows, patellas, and eyes tested as well as a full thyroid panel and a VwB test. If all those come in as reasonable, then make a stud agreement with someone you met at a show whose male meets the same criteria. Get a mentor in the breed and let them help you learn about the process.
Breeding is very complicated and full of health risks to both mother and puppies. Get your puppy spayed, and have a happy pet.
To breed a doberman you 1. Wait until she is 6 months old 2. Find a good vet 3. Get her spayed and leave the breeding to people that have proven quality and healthy dogs.
First you get the puppy in training classes and start showing her. When you have won some titles, find a breeding mentor to answer your questions. Take her and have all of her genetic health testing done. If she is a quality dog with some titles, you will have your pick of health tested titled studs to select from. If she fails any of the tests or fails to be able to win titles, she is a pet quality dog and needs to be spayed.
