hoist a big picture of Rosie Odonell in the middle of your garden .the only pests that come around are lesbians.
LOL. Not laughing at the lesbian bashing part of that joke, but the Rosie O'Donnell part of it. I can't stand her because she's rude and idiotic, not because she's a lesbian.
eBay, quite. i bought a 25kg bag af wild chook nutrients and it lasted for a while. ?14 inclusive of postage. Oh, and congratulations for feeding the birds, quite over iciness.
It works!! I used a balloon with Rosie on it to chase away a woodpecker (get it? ) that was waking me up every morning at 5am. No,wait,dang it,that was Elmo. I get them confused.
cut ole garden hose into 3 foot long pieces and move them around everyday on the bushes--the birds think they are snakes. Hang CDs around on the higher climbs on strings-- the flashes in the wind spook a lot of birds. Rosie naked pictures would drive all kinds of vermin away LOL
LOL. Only problem with your solution is that I would not be able to go back in my garden if such an obscenity were there to greet me on each visit--I think I will stick to the large rubber snakes and the large plastic owl with the swivel head. Those scare the crap out of the birds and they leave my tomatoes alone.
