A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.quot;Good morning,said the young man. quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.quot;quot;Go away!said the old lady. quot;I haven't got any money!quot;, quot;I'mbroke!and she proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the doorand pushed it wide open. quot;Don't be too hasty!he said. quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet.quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.The old lady stepped back and said, quot;Well I hope you've got adamned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity thismorning.quot;What part of broke do you not understand?
Haha, funny on so many levels.
Nice one! A man is having problems with his Johnson which certainly had seen better times. He consults a doctor who, after a couple of tests, says, Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years. Your dick is burned out; you only have 30 erections left in your penis. The man walks home (deeply depressed); his wife is already expecting him at the front door and asks him what the doctor said concerning his problem. He tells her what the doc told him. She says, Oh no, only 30 times! We shouldn't waste that. We should make a list! He replies, Yes, I already made a list on the way home. Sorry, your name isn't on it.
Hehehe.. this is funny :) Damn.. some vacuum cleaners can work without electricity..yes.. its available here:
