What is best? Being run over by a Tank, or by a Bulldozer?
That would depend is it running you over head first, feet first or to the side? Then on the bulldozer, is the plow down or raised? Either way you'd want to go head first, less pain. But the tank would probably be better because if the plow on the bulldozer is down, it might push and pumble you to death, rather than actually just run you over.
I prefer being run over by tanks personally, it's more of a massage with the tracks.
At least the bulldozer can dig your grave.
Don't you mean what's worse?
The best means there is still a spirit, a chance, a grace for not to be dead after runover by one of them. So it is an optional so the best is bulldozer. it's less weight than tank, maybe there is a very little hope.
