I set my teachers brand new suit on fire when he forgot it in class once!
Anything with The Undertaker. I would love to see The Undertaker vs Sting. One for the ages and the books!
Fiberglass would be stronger and lighter. Resin won't sink far into plywood. The polyester resin used for fiberglass is extremely brittle, all the strength comes from the fiberglass embedded in it.
Wear them under. The wiskey glasses protrude. If you wear the beer googles over them they'll just stand out from your face. My way you get maximum coverage and the bifocal effect you are going to sorely need.