I don't wear goggles with my string trimmer.
Stand up, spread my legs a comfortable distance apart, bend sharply at the waist and kiss my *** goodby.
Place the alarm in cutout like any good watchstander.
I'd wonder why I'd have 20lbs of jello, a cattle prod, a carrot that only sings songs from the 80's, bongo drums, and a pool full of whiskey.
I have a small pickup truck which is very light in the back end. I use studded snow tires on the rear in the winter time. And if I have to drive when the roads will be slick, I add about 200 pounds of sand over the rear axle. Works great!
As far as I know there are no audible alarms that go off foe an incoming nuclear strike. There are alarm sirens that go off around nuclear power plants which signal the people who hear it to tune into their emergency broadcast System for instructions.
